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Net's a lil quiet today but nevertheless we've had quite a few laughs still.
We miss you girls!

And thank God for your good results! =)


Story:

A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and
resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to
live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends
with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those
prisoners who died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls. When a prisoner
died,the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker
then got the body and put it in a casket. Next,he entered his office to
fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid
shut.
Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and
bury it.
Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it
with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her
cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept. She would
slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was filling out
the death certificate. When the caretaker returned, he would nail the lid
shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin
along with the dead body. He would then bury the coffin. The woman knew
there would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening
when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of
darkness,dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.
The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he
and the woman had become good friends over the years, he agreed to do it. The
woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died. She was asleep
in her cell when she heard the death bell ring. She got up, picked the
lock of her cell, and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a
couple of times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened the door to the
darkened room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the
coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and
pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.
Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body,she
knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom. The coffin was
lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could
feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a sound as the
coffin hit the bottom of the grave with a thud. Finally she heard the dirt
dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin,and she knew that it was only a
matter of time until she would be free at last. After several minutes of
absolute silence, she began to laugh. She was free! She was free!
Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the identity
of the dead prisoner beside her. To her horror, she discovered that she
was lying next to the dead caretaker. ....


Many people believe they have life all figured out. They plan to sin,
to live their lives by their own rules, and by so doing gain freedom and
happiness. In the end, however, they discover the grisly truth - sin
only leads to death and destruction. Don't let sin take you to the grave.
There is no escape once the dirt is tossed on top of the coffin.